Each week on Chillin we show the best joke which has been submitted during the week!


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Previous Winning Jokes


Submitted by: Charlotte Fletcher

Date Submitted: 02/07/2008 14:14:08

Joke: why did the orange stop running down the road...he ran out of juice


Submitted by: stacey grant

Date Submitted: 23/05/2008 10:34:41

Joke: theres this golfer that sed i just bought 2 pairs of trousers and his friend asks why and he says just in case i get a hole in 1 .ha ha


Submitted by: 0_0

Date Submitted: 13/05/2008 21:53:10

Joke: A man walks into a doctors surgery and says "doctor doctor .. everytime i touch myself on my arm or my leg or my head, it hurts. .... whats wrong with me" Doctor says "Thats easy ... you broke ur finger!." TEEHEE


Submitted by: aerin

Date Submitted: 22/01/2008 10:29:59

Joke: what did the big chimney say to the little chimney? you are too young to smoke. hehehe


Submitted by: abi

Date Submitted: 11/01/2008 20:52:51

Joke: 'knock knock!' 'who's there?' 'little old man' 'little old man who?' 'little old man who can't reach the doorbell'


Submitted by: Jenii

Date Submitted: 06/12/2007 09:31:19

Joke: a police officer arrested to kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off


Submitted by: carla

Date Submitted: 05/12/2007 14:31:36

Joke: whats a debate? something you use to catch the fish!!


Submitted by: shon jansen

Date Submitted: 27/11/2007 14:54:01

Joke: where do whales sleep at night? in a sea bed


Submitted by: christina

Date Submitted: 06/11/2007 09:52:16

Joke: why didn't the skeleton fight the other skeleton?because he had no guts


Submitted by: hannah

Date Submitted: 06/11/2007 09:51:21

Joke: why are pirates called pirates? because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Submitted by: christina

Date Submitted: 06/11/2007 09:50:48

Joke: why didn't the skeleton go to the party? because he had nobody to go with


Submitted by: Becky

Date Submitted: 18/10/2007 09:50:39

Joke: where do whales sleep at night? in a sea bed


Submitted by: jan

Date Submitted: 05/10/2007 12:26:28

Joke: Q. Why was cinderella rubbish as football? A. Because her coach was a pumpkin.


Submitted by: Michael parkes

Date Submitted: 02/10/2007 15:11:58

Joke: A man goes to the doctors and say's doctor doctor doctor i feel like a trumpet Deoctor says i had better take some notes.


Submitted by: perrie russell

Date Submitted: 16/07/2007 14:23:00

Joke: a pie went to a bar and said can i have a pint of larger and a packet of crisps plzzz? they sed no we dont serve food


Submitted by: jigna

Date Submitted: 13/07/2007 18:04:22

Joke: why did the man with only one hand cross the road? to get to the second hand shop


Submitted by: lucy

Date Submitted: 11/07/2007 11:29:51

Joke: a man goes into a docotrs surgery and says doctor doctor i feel like a moth and the doctor says the phsyciactric ward is over the road and the man says well i came here cos the light was on!


Submitted by: luca

Date Submitted: 11/07/2007 09:41:33

Joke: a man goes into a doctors surgery and goes "doctor doctor i only have 59 seconds to live" and the doctor say " just wait a minute!


Submitted by: Hayley Lowndes

Date Submitted: 27/06/2007 13:39:11

Joke: where can you learn to make ice cream? in sundae school!


Submitted by: michael

Date Submitted: 22/05/2007 09:31:19

Joke: the police man said to his stomach your under a vest


Submitted by: liam

Date Submitted: 23/04/2007 13:35:00

Joke: man walked into a bar OWW it was a metal bar


Submitted by: ADAM EMENTON

Date Submitted: 20/04/2007 10:06:33

Joke: what do you call a fish without an eye?........FSHHHHHHHH


Submitted by: Tristan Russell

Date Submitted: 16/03/2007 14:15:49

Joke: Why did the boy eat his homework?......... Because he thought it was a piece of cake!


Submitted by: Kaz

Date Submitted: 05/03/2007 22:04:39

Joke: Why was the baby ant confused? Cos his uncles were ants!


Submitted by: Rob

Date Submitted: 16/01/2007 15:59:46

Joke: What do toads drink? Croaka-cola!