
Each week on Chillin we show the best joke which has been submitted during the week!
Previous Winning Jokes
Submitted by: Charlotte Fletcher |
Date Submitted: 02/07/2008 14:14:08 |
Joke: why did the orange stop running down the road...he ran out of juice |
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Submitted by: stacey grant |
Date Submitted: 23/05/2008 10:34:41 |
Joke: theres this golfer that sed i just bought 2 pairs of trousers and his friend asks why and he says just in case i get a hole in 1 .ha ha |
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Submitted by: 0_0 |
Date Submitted: 13/05/2008 21:53:10 |
Joke: A man walks into a doctors surgery and says "doctor doctor .. everytime i touch myself on my arm or my leg or my head, it hurts. .... whats wrong with me" Doctor says "Thats easy ... you broke ur finger!." TEEHEE |
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Submitted by: aerin |
Date Submitted: 22/01/2008 10:29:59 |
Joke: what did the big chimney say to the little chimney? you are too young to smoke. hehehe |
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Submitted by: abi |
Date Submitted: 11/01/2008 20:52:51 |
Joke: 'knock knock!' 'who's there?' 'little old man' 'little old man who?' 'little old man who can't reach the doorbell' |
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Submitted by: Jenii |
Date Submitted: 06/12/2007 09:31:19 |
Joke: a police officer arrested to kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off |
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Submitted by: carla |
Date Submitted: 05/12/2007 14:31:36 |
Joke: whats a debate? something you use to catch the fish!! |
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Submitted by: shon jansen |
Date Submitted: 27/11/2007 14:54:01 |
Joke: where do whales sleep at night? in a sea bed |
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Submitted by: christina |
Date Submitted: 06/11/2007 09:52:16 |
Joke: why didn't the skeleton fight the other skeleton?because he had no guts |
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Submitted by: hannah |
Date Submitted: 06/11/2007 09:51:21 |
Joke: why are pirates called pirates? because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
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Submitted by: christina |
Date Submitted: 06/11/2007 09:50:48 |
Joke: why didn't the skeleton go to the party? because he had nobody to go with |
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Submitted by: Becky |
Date Submitted: 18/10/2007 09:50:39 |
Joke: where do whales sleep at night? in a sea bed |
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Submitted by: jan |
Date Submitted: 05/10/2007 12:26:28 |
Joke: Q. Why was cinderella rubbish as football? A. Because her coach was a pumpkin. |
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Submitted by: Michael parkes |
Date Submitted: 02/10/2007 15:11:58 |
Joke: A man goes to the doctors and say's doctor doctor doctor i feel like a trumpet Deoctor says i had better take some notes. |
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Submitted by: perrie russell |
Date Submitted: 16/07/2007 14:23:00 |
Joke: a pie went to a bar and said can i have a pint of larger and a packet of crisps plzzz? they sed no we dont serve food |
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Submitted by: jigna |
Date Submitted: 13/07/2007 18:04:22 |
Joke: why did the man with only one hand cross the road? to get to the second hand shop |
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Submitted by: lucy |
Date Submitted: 11/07/2007 11:29:51 |
Joke: a man goes into a docotrs surgery and says doctor doctor i feel like a moth and the doctor says the phsyciactric ward is over the road and the man says well i came here cos the light was on! |
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Submitted by: luca |
Date Submitted: 11/07/2007 09:41:33 |
Joke: a man goes into a doctors surgery and goes "doctor doctor i only have 59 seconds to live" and the doctor say " just wait a minute! |
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Submitted by: Hayley Lowndes |
Date Submitted: 27/06/2007 13:39:11 |
Joke: where can you learn to make ice cream? in sundae school! |
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Submitted by: michael |
Date Submitted: 22/05/2007 09:31:19 |
Joke: the police man said to his stomach your under a vest |
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Submitted by: liam |
Date Submitted: 23/04/2007 13:35:00 |
Joke: man walked into a bar OWW it was a metal bar |
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Submitted by: ADAM EMENTON |
Date Submitted: 20/04/2007 10:06:33 |
Joke: what do you call a fish without an eye?........FSHHHHHHHH |
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Submitted by: Tristan Russell |
Date Submitted: 16/03/2007 14:15:49 |
Joke: Why did the boy eat his homework?......... Because he thought it was a piece of cake! |
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Submitted by: Kaz |
Date Submitted: 05/03/2007 22:04:39 |
Joke: Why was the baby ant confused? Cos his uncles were ants! |
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Submitted by: Rob |
Date Submitted: 16/01/2007 15:59:46 |
Joke: What do toads drink? Croaka-cola! |
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